unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via okay)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn, via officialwhitegirls)

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via totally-relatable)

hopeloze:

whY DO PEOPLE GIVE TAYLOR SWIFT SHIT SHE’S A WOMAN WHO cALLS MEN OUT ON THEIR SHIT I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO BE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT IF A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG BREAKS UP WITH YOU OVER THE PHONE SHOW HIM YOU’RE WORTH MORE THAN THAT AND MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW AND MAKE A MILLION BUCKS OFF IT STOP SHAMING TAYLOR SWIFT AND START COPYING HER

(via cosima-niehaus-420)